
The resort/hotel/tourist area of Varkala is nestled on a clifftop overlooking the beach and the Adriatic ocean and there are plenty of accommodation and eating places on offer. Tess sat in one

Our first couple of days were spent in pure relaxation mode, making the most of how easy everything was and eating an array of western food (pizza, burritos, sandwiches, omelets, and even some quality coffee for Tess). And the quality was far superior to any of the western options we have erroneously negotiated in the similar resort type towns in South East Asia. Beer was still a rare and bizarre commodity, with none of the places advertising it on the menu and when they did serve it they did so in ceramic mugs and left the remainder of the bottle under the table out of sight. By all accounts the police know all about this and are bribed to allow it even, but the game of cat and mouse continues for the sake of someone, we are just not sure who.
On our third day we had our first fellow guest arrive at our resort, an Aussie fella called Ben. He was quick to get chatting and we found he is now living in India and absolutely loving the place.
After an afternoon of drinking Why Not was sent to the shop for another occasion to get more Red Bull and Soda Water, only to return a short time later with a cut finger and angry story to tell, and no mixers. By this time Ben was feeling the drink and brushed it over, only to find out the next morning Why Not had caused quite a commotion and had to accompany Ben in a round of apologies to all and sundry.
To add to what was already becoming a quite surreal evening for me, after Tess adjourned to bed not long after dark, Ben’s boss Joe arrived. Ben had already been gushing lyrically about this man and when he arrived all I could think was that he was some version of an Indian Mafioso. He came wearing a bandana, spoke softly with an almost lyrical content and commanded the utmost respect from all the locals, to the point they would try his drink to make sure it tasted right and break up his ganga for him before he would roll numerous fat spliffs. From Ben’s talk, Joe was a powerful man, owned the biggest catering business in Kerala, had a farm with all manner of animals from a parrot to an enormous Great Dane, wants to buy a tiger and a kangaroo, and has concerts at the farm where images are projected onto the accompanying waterfall. All very surreal and kinda gangsterish. Joe didn’t stay that long though and sauntered off into the night leaving me, Ben and Why Not at one of the local bars with a couple of the boys from there, drinking cocktails to the early hours. We even had a visit from some of the local elders (I presume), which left the boys scurrying for their pockets to pay off the obvious bribe for serving such drinks at such a late hour (I can only presume, again). All in all a highly eventful night and a very different look at Indian life, although not the real India, as Ben was quick to point out. After such a raucous night Ben left quickly the next day, however, we do have his contact details and have been told to call him if we ever need anything.
Our last day was spent with a long walk past some of the local fishing villages and a quick trip to the actual beach (for the first time), before having an early one as we will head to the train station in the morning for the couple of hour trip north to Alleppey, where a houseboat on the backwaters is the recommended attraction and highlight.
Accommo: Puthooram Resort, 800rp cottage with A/c, very nice for the price ****
Eats:
Calfouti: Our favourtie of the clifftop eateries with an array of tasty western and Indian meals at more than reasonable prices and the cheapest beer too. ****
Café Del Mar: The best coffee around and nice food although a little on the expensive side ***
Hungry Eye: Nice food and location, although a mouse did drop from the roof next to us one night we were there ***1/2
Little Tibet: Good momos and fruit juices, something a bit different and a more relaxed feel ***1/2
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